Real Men Dept.: Dave Salmoni, Large Predator Expert
26Jan
Rowl!
Dave Salmoniis an animal trainer who appears on Animal Planet and many talk shows.
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Ever since the dawn of TV talk show hosts have acted like complete goofballs around animals. Jimmy Kimmel brings this behavior to new heights, but the real champion is Tyra Banks. I won’t even expose you to her antics. She made me want to see the animal eat her and I don’t mean a big cat merely licking her to death as she cowers in fear. Really irritating.
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I loved the squirrel monkey. And if I heard right, Tyra Banks has a fear of dolphins. All we need to do is sneak up behind her and push her into a tank.
Yes, squirrel monkeys are entirely too cute. Many years ago I went to a zoo in, of all places, Fresno, California. They had a large cage that was filled with spider monkeys, another tiny primate.
Unfortunately, they don’t make such great pets. They’re cute until they attack you and rip your house apart. Sort of like gremlins.
Tyra Banks has an unreasonable fear of dolphins, a highly intelligent animal that is noted for protecting people from shark attacks. Gee, Tyra, maybe you’d enjoy a swim with Jaws instead.
I’ve seen Dave Salmoni a number of times on TV. He is as fine a specimen as any of the ones he’s presented for the likes of Jimmy Kimmel or Jay Leno. He’s even proved it when he appeared as Tarzan for one of Tyra Banks’ Halloween shows. Not a PR Man for a major metropolitan zoo, he’s lived for months at a time with a pride of lions. He’s also stripped down to experience the day to day, tribal life of natives in inaccessbile jungles and on remote islands. He seems like a character out of the pages of Edgar Rice Burroughs. An Adam for a new age. Shedding the trappings of civilization to live as men did before millenniums began.
H.E. ELLIS
January 27, 2012 at 6:50 AM
I loved the squirrel monkey. And if I heard right, Tyra Banks has a fear of dolphins. All we need to do is sneak up behind her and push her into a tank.
Centaureg
January 27, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Yes, squirrel monkeys are entirely too cute. Many years ago I went to a zoo in, of all places, Fresno, California. They had a large cage that was filled with spider monkeys, another tiny primate.
Unfortunately, they don’t make such great pets. They’re cute until they attack you and rip your house apart. Sort of like gremlins.
Tyra Banks has an unreasonable fear of dolphins, a highly intelligent animal that is noted for protecting people from shark attacks. Gee, Tyra, maybe you’d enjoy a swim with Jaws instead.
kbartx
January 27, 2012 at 7:45 PM
Salmoni certainly is a knockout! But what is that thing that looks like a giant leech? Ich!
Centaureg
January 27, 2012 at 10:11 PM
What looks to be a giant leech is in actuality a small part of a very much larger anaconda.
bearhunterfl
January 29, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Very handsome fellow…..seems to change up his looks a lot with different hair cuts and such.
musclsvg
February 3, 2012 at 11:50 AM
I’ve seen Dave Salmoni a number of times on TV. He is as fine a specimen as any of the ones he’s presented for the likes of Jimmy Kimmel or Jay Leno. He’s even proved it when he appeared as Tarzan for one of Tyra Banks’ Halloween shows. Not a PR Man for a major metropolitan zoo, he’s lived for months at a time with a pride of lions. He’s also stripped down to experience the day to day, tribal life of natives in inaccessbile jungles and on remote islands. He seems like a character out of the pages of Edgar Rice Burroughs. An Adam for a new age. Shedding the trappings of civilization to live as men did before millenniums began.
Centaureg
February 4, 2012 at 12:40 PM
That’s why he got the “Real Man” distinction.